treatises on penises

expexo-patronum:

“what if we aren’t alone in the universe”

“stop”

“what if we’re being watched by alien spies from another galaxy”

“stop and hold still”

“what if they’ve been hiding behind the stars all this time, just waiting for the chance to strike. what if they have all their most technologically advanced weapons of mass destruction pointed at us. what if they’re just waiting for the day to hit the buttons and make us all go kabloom”

“will you ****ing stop just no okay stop no”

“we’re not alone, kyungsoo.”

(via sunday4rose)